Here’s a meme from my LiveJournal FList —
Ask any character I’ve written or Role-played for advice, and they will provide it, advice columnist style. Your problems or fictional characters’ problems both welcome. Management is not responsible for the results of following said advice (especially if provided by Rachel Summers-Grey or Starbuck.)
Helpful list of characters I’ve fanfic’d or RP’d: Rachel Summers-Grey, Faith, Kara Thrace aka Starbuck, Kitty Pryde aka Shadowcat, Tony Stark, Jim Profit, Emma Frost, Simon Tam, River Tam, Malcolm Reynolds, Rogue, Scott Summers aka Cyclops, Logan aka Wolverine, Jean Grey aka Phoenix, Barbara Gordon aka Oracle, Helena Bertinelli aka Huntress, Karl Agathon aka Helo, The Joker, Jessica Jones aka Jewel aka Knightress, Carol Danvers aka Ms. Marvel, Sarah Connor . . .
Um. I’m confident I’m missing some.
Here’s an example, from Boyd Langton of Dollhouse to Beast from the X-Men:
Dear Mr. McCoy —
I have in my care an extraordinary young woman who is — not always able to care for herself. I am her protector and
handler guard. The organization we work for is . . . not always honest about the risks to my charge. What advice do you have for ensuring her safety? I don’t want to cause a stir — I want to remain her guardian, I don’t want to lose my position.