(Son enters room, MegaBlock piece in hand)
Son: You know, this MegaBlock pile of coins looks more like a pile of poo.
(J and I look)
J: It does. Huh.
J: It reminds me of that leprechaun cake we saw at the bakery, the one with the piles of poo.
Me: Yeah, it does! What were those supposed to be, anyway?
J: Piles of coins, I think.
Me: Then why were they dark brown?
J: They weren’t. They were a dark gold color.
Me: See? You’ve talked about the leprechaun poo so much that, in my head, it’s dark brown.
J: No, it was gold spilling out of the pots of gold, not piles of poo.
Me: Why are we even discussing this?
J: Well, I’m not discussing it alone!