Unto every generation

Daughter: I’m making my plushie chipmunk twerk. Twerk twerk twerk twerk!

Me: What?

Daughter: He’s twerking his tail. Twerk twerk twerk twerk twerk!

Me: We live in a debased age …

Spouse: Exhibit A, Elvis.

Me: Unto every generation …

Daughter: … Who’s Elvis?

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One Response

  1. The guy in those velvet paintings. The ones that aren’t about dogs playing cards.

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